ohnoshessingle:

That last line though!!! This is why I love this girl!!!

His suit doesn’t even look like it is tailored tbh.

PRO TIP: do not mention your niece and wet “pantys” in the same message, k?

"No disrespect to what different people are into in their personal lives, but I have literally nothing about my bedroom habits on my profile. "

But get it— because you’re a lady, you’re probably kinky, amirite?