“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via sweetlyflawed)

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Thank you all so much <3 <3 <3
Celebratory Michael Jackson GIF party? Don’t mind if I do. 

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Thank you all so much <3 <3 <3

Celebratory Michael Jackson GIF party? Don’t mind if I do. 

So, a few things:

1: I get a LOT of messages from guys traveling to my city for a weekend with their bros, looking for random chicks to smang. Not interested in that. So not interested that I had to put a little blurb on the bottom of my profile explaining that fact. When men ignored it down at the bottom and I still got several messages a week to that effect, I moved the damned disclaimer to the top of my profile. You can’t miss it and in it I very politely (which says a lot, because I’m a hater monger) explain I’m not looking to entertain travelers. And yet … here we are. He’s from Maryland. I live on the left coast. 

2: Since when is having your own car a selling point? I’m sorry, I’m an almost 30 year old woman and, to me, having a car is sort of an expected basic necessity in my neck of the woods. There’s nothing notable about a grown man with a damned car. 

3: No means no, goddamnit.

For proof that women aren’t the only victims of incredibly douchey guys messaging them horribly inappropriate shit. For the record, I’m listed as straight, and none of his pictures had him wearing a shirt. 

For proof that women aren’t the only victims of incredibly douchey guys messaging them horribly inappropriate shit. For the record, I’m listed as straight, and none of his pictures had him wearing a shirt. 

This dealbreaker list is everything

baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

This is amazing. 

awfulcupid:

You knew in advance that you shouldn’t have said it, and you said it anyway.

Good thinking.

This is romantic and I don’t understand how you possibly could have viewed his message as anything but true love. Definitely not rapey. Not at all.

Do you have a dating blog?

Let me know! Inbox me, answer here, whatever. I love following other online dating blogs + I’m down to do a little share for share goodtimes. Let’s all suffer together. 

A follow up from yesterday. He not only views women as objects, but he also can’t respect that no means no (when told twice). Wow, such catch. Many romance.

Feminism has ruined dating for me, you guys.

JK. I wouldn’t want it any other way, but seriously: thing? Argh. Ar’nt I a Woman?

Maybe I’m just extra salty tonight, but the hair comment struck me as odd for some reason. I don’t know, I’m probably just being hateful. 

But then that last message happened. Ew. EW. 

ETA:  He sent me several more one line messages after the above. So, I replied this then blocked him: 

What in the actual fuck? I keep getting messages almost identical to this one. Is there some pick up line article going around, telling men to lead with this bullshit? 

Also, yes. Yes, it does.